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  Happy Memorial everyone!!!!!!!!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  just think 2,000 years ago jesus stood on a plank above the sarlacc pit.

  then he spun around and jumped back up onto the skiff where peter threw him his lightsaber from pilate's sail barge.

  after slaughtering the guards he and the apostles sped away, but not before they turned the main deck gun down at pilate's barge.

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  unshackled - We need to turn to the scriptures for New Light on this.....

  "Sit at my right hand until I put your enemies under your feet."'
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  Happy Memorial everyone!!!!!!!!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  just think 2,000 years ago jesus stood on a plank above the sarlacc pit.

  then he spun around and jumped back up onto the skiff where peter threw him his lightsaber from pilate's sail barge.

  after slaughtering the guards he and the apostles sped away, but not before they turned the main deck gun down at pilate's barge.

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  Mr. Falcon

  Just think 2,000 years ago Jesus stood on a plank above the Sarlacc Pit. Then he spun around and jumped back up onto the skiff where Peter threw him his lightsaber from Pilate's sail barge. After slaughtering the guards he and the apostles sped away, but not before they turned the main deck gun down at Pilate's barge. Far out man. Far f*cking out.

  

  "Pilate, this is your last chance to free us, or die."

  

  "Yeah okay, Jesus. Throw him in!"

  

  "...John here, in position."

  

  "Peter here. I'm all set...."

  

  "Now!"

  

  "I rebuke thee!"

  "Not this time, Pilate!"

  

  "Keep doing this in rememberance of me."

  this is EXACTLY how I remember it happening.
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  Advertisement on back of June Awake

  by SweetBabyCheezits in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  here are two uplifting quotes from the latest awake that show the happiness one might enjoy as a member of god's spirit-directed organization:.

  the illustration on that page showed me that my progress is noticed by god.

  this book made me realize that i can make my prayers more specific and ask god to help me with my feelings of worthlessness.

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  that is the religious equivalent of those stupid weight loss ads......
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  Holy Cow! A Mr. Falcon post! (persecution obsession)

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yup.

  let's begin.. i went to the kingdom hall yesterday for the first time in awhile.

  the public talk was something like "trust in jehovah" and the speaker (whom i know personally and is a tad "off") was rambling on about the persecution that we are going to face imminently.

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  Mr. Falcon

  IF Mr. Falcon would be so kind as to accept it in this thread...

  hit me with it, baby.
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  I want to repeat this personal experience

  by cptkirk in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  no need to go into details (if you want details then i'll give more) but just for the sake of brevity, i will state it succinctly.

  i just want to also note, this is not even one of crazier things i've seen with these people.

  i was at a meeting for field service ok...you know how they will have one guy take the group out, and he will ask questions about presentations and things like that right?

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  I took my a-hole-ism to the next level: raging.

  I do believe that they make a soothing cream for that.

  hey Capt.Kirk, I already have footage of your beating Cheez. Good chemistry work by you, brah.
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  Holy Cow! A Mr. Falcon post! (persecution obsession)

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yup.

  let's begin.. i went to the kingdom hall yesterday for the first time in awhile.

  the public talk was something like "trust in jehovah" and the speaker (whom i know personally and is a tad "off") was rambling on about the persecution that we are going to face imminently.

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  you ain't kidding brother. bout to have mrs. falcon lay a few more eggs. me so poor.
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  I want to repeat this personal experience

  by cptkirk in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  no need to go into details (if you want details then i'll give more) but just for the sake of brevity, i will state it succinctly.

  i just want to also note, this is not even one of crazier things i've seen with these people.

  i was at a meeting for field service ok...you know how they will have one guy take the group out, and he will ask questions about presentations and things like that right?

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  hey it's sweetbabycheeztits :D fuckin dork...you know it's funny, i just mess with people on here when i have a minute or two (yea the stories are true, but i never really gave a shit anyway) what i say about myself is true...but generally i'm just messing with people in general, but you sweettits, i'm going to meet you someday ...and when i do, i'm gonna embarrass your corny ass, i'm going to tape it, and i'm going to upload it and link it here for everyone to see...mark my words.

  Told you, Cheez! You just got served!

  Seriously though, Cheezits is an raging a-hole.
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  Holy Cow! A Mr. Falcon post! (persecution obsession)

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yup.

  let's begin.. i went to the kingdom hall yesterday for the first time in awhile.

  the public talk was something like "trust in jehovah" and the speaker (whom i know personally and is a tad "off") was rambling on about the persecution that we are going to face imminently.

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  CB, you're having a kid???? CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  How can this situation be okay?

  by Lynnie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my cousin is an uber witness and elder and has been for 35+ years.

  he has a daughter and son-in-law in bethel and a daugther and son in law that are pioneers and one daughter who is "on the fence" about the whole religion.

  his sister is an inactive jw for 35+ years and her husband is a deacon at the local episcopalian church.

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  I get the angst, but being a JW and actually upholding every aspect of it is two different things and it's hard to find a single JW that doesn't rationalize their actions versus their indoctrinated beliefs.

  well bloody said, UC.
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  How can this situation be okay?

  by Lynnie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my cousin is an uber witness and elder and has been for 35+ years.

  he has a daughter and son-in-law in bethel and a daugther and son in law that are pioneers and one daughter who is "on the fence" about the whole religion.

  his sister is an inactive jw for 35+ years and her husband is a deacon at the local episcopalian church.

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  No. It should be. It is merely a technicality loophole that is being exploited. Similar experience with us. My wife and I associate regularly with a ex-JW (inactive) relative of mine. But my big mouth devout MIL attacked us on those grounds. My wife bravely retorted, "Well you regularly hang out with your brother (an ex-JW inactive meth addict living in sin)" to which Her Hoginess flat out DENIED it. so i reminded her that "why yes, he was here just a week ago. He poured me a shot of vodka in YOUR kitchen WHERE YOU WERE STANDING NOT 10 FEET AWAY."

  her response? "Oh, well that was an anniversary party and he's family...."